Sauce Maker Gifts

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Sauce for the Goose

Pasta

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Diet considerations.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Cheese Pile

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Pig Cheese

Spaghetto

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Swiss Cheese Factory. Did you get the job? Yes --- I finally found an employer who's impressed by all the holes in my resume!

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works