Sauce Maker Gifts

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Sauce for the Goose

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Pasta

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Diet considerations.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Cheese Pile

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Pig Cheese

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Spaghetto

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Sausage