Saturday Night Fever Fan Gifts

"Sorry, but Saturday Night Fever is definitely a pre-existing condition."

Toadstools

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Under pressure.

Friday

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Haywatch

People of the Fall

"I just love these casual fridays."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

South Pork

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Ghosts from around the world

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Jenga!!!

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Rob Brydon.