Satirical Thinking Pillows

'And how long have you wanted to be Tory party leader?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

CIA report

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

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