Satirical Street Food Lover Gifts

"Stay that far away."

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Executive Tacos

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I brought my lunch."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'At least he's honest.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

How was your hotdog?

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Purpose of visit?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Hot Dog £1.

Oysters in June - delicious!

Looks like another hostile takeover...