Satirical Street Food Lover Mugs

"Stay that far away."

"This is our soft opening."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Executive Tacos

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I hear they're really good.'

'At least he's honest.'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I brought my lunch."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

How was your hotdog?

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

Hot Dog £1.

'Purpose of visit?'

Oysters in June - delicious!