Street Food Satire Lovers Mugs

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The real reason salad aids weight loss

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Whack-a-Dog

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

"Goddam Dogs."

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

Under new management

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

'Eat your lunch.' 'No, it's toxic waste.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

Witch selling brats.

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

'Quadruple by-product.'

No double cheese without a note from your cardiologist

Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

"Sorry. We don't need anyone at the moment."

'Faux-horse beef for me, faux-beef horse for the wife.'