Food Satire Lover Mugs

'Mmm! Pink slime meatloaf!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Better Not Squash.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'People soup again?'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'