Culinary Satire Lover Mugs

Scientific research (whaling).

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'We need more cake shows!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'People soup again?'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'