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"You can tell you've been promoted over your level of competence when you stop wondering if you've been promoted over your level of competence."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Christopher Isherwood

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"You have arrived at your destination."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

The Height of Impudence.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'TV on the blink?'

Earl's guaranteed two-step program for managerial success.

Knight in the Elevator

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

Cat books

The little prince is an alien

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

Youtube reviews make me feel old, Randy. Well … they're always full of whining, nitpicky, smug people complaining that the film or tv show wasn’t easy enough to follow. Reviewers complain that characters actions "don't make sense," as if they unaware that people often don't make sense. Or that a scene wasn't "necessary," as if establishing character doesn't matter. They complain that the plot was "confused," but when I was growing up, that just meant the viewer wasn't paying enough attention. It

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

I'm so confused about Star Wars. Anakin Skywalker was good, then he turned into evil Darth Vader. It's just a movie, Timmy. It's important to remember that. Oh. What about Governor Cuomo. The dark side is powerful.