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Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Draw!

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Arresting Adam and Eve

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'