Satirical Strip Explorer Mugs

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

They're Not Just That Into It

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Draw!

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Arresting Adam and Eve

Fearless Frog Part 10

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

You need to get real, Al. I'm a fictional comic strip character, Doctor Kapuchnik. If I "get real," I'll be out of a job!

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six