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"Do you need to have seen the first two thousand and forty eight?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Christopher Isherwood

"Writer's block?"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Astronaut

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"No aliens"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

James Earl Jones

Robot Beggar

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.