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"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Where the Wild Things Summer

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Abstraction and recognition

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

Reality Wagon Train

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

An owl searches for a pussycat.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

'TV on the blink?'

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"