Storyline Explorer Mugs

I'm so confused about Star Wars. Anakin Skywalker was good, then he turned into evil Darth Vader. It's just a movie, Timmy. It's important to remember that. Oh. What about Governor Cuomo. The dark side is powerful.

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Christopher Isherwood

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Where the Wild Things Summer

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

Reality Wagon Train

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Abstraction and recognition

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

An owl searches for a pussycat.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

'TV on the blink?'

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."