Storyline Seeker T-Shirts

'Where's fiction? This is self-help. Go find it yourself!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Addicted to reading

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Technology and literature

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

About the potter.