Satirical Scholastic Observer Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows that celebrate the satirical scholastic mind. These witty designs bring comfort and a good laugh to your favorite corner.

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'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'

'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.' mockup

'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Strainspotting

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach. mockup

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them! mockup

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

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"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' " mockup

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...' mockup

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

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So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity. mockup

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

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Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one. mockup

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

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'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'

'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.' mockup

'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'

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Bachelors and Masters degrees.

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'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

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"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you." mockup

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

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"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

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Monkey Business College

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'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.' mockup

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

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'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.' mockup

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

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"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it." mockup

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

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'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.' mockup

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

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The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes. mockup

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

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Thomas Carlyle

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'We need a biology instructor, Darwin, and you're the natural selection.'

'We need a biology instructor, Darwin, and you're the natural selection.' mockup

'We need a biology instructor, Darwin, and you're the natural selection.'

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'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?'' mockup

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

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"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank." mockup

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

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Satirical Scholastic Observer Pillows Collection

Satirical Scholastic Observer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the satirical scholastic observer—great for making your coffee break both humorous and insightful.

Satirical Scholastic Observer Prints

Browse our selection of prints that capture the satirical scholastic spirit—ideal for decorating with a punch of wit.

Satirical Scholastic Observer T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the satirical scholastic observer—perfect for expressing your playful, intelligent side.