"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."
The United States of Amazement
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
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