"Well, he would have wanted it this way. Impaled on his own selfie stick".
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
'Not...one...drop.'
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
The United States of Amazement
"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
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