Satirical Humorer Gifts

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Crap from the future.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Trump

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

German School

The Monroe Doctrine

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"What are you doing?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.