Satirical Humorer Prints

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Crap from the future.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Trump

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

German School

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Monroe Doctrine

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."