Satirical Conversation Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that feature satirical conversation quotes, bringing laughter and personality to any living space.

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"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy." mockup

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

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"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room." mockup

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

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"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?" mockup

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

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Trump

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'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.' mockup

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

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'Cat job interviews.'

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Boring Board Meeting

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"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'" mockup

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

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"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity." mockup

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

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"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'" mockup

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

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"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us." mockup

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

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"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?" mockup

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

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'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested. mockup

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

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'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.' mockup

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

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'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.' mockup

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

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'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM mockup

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

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Power Point Hell

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'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.' mockup

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

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'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.' mockup

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

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Apocalipsis

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'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!' mockup

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

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No Coin Flipping

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"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat." mockup

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

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'All those in favor...'

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"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?"

"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?" mockup

"Before we start the meeting do we have any apologies?"

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"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

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"Any other objections?"

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"Out to Latte"

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"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting." mockup

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

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"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage." mockup

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

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Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.' mockup

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

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'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!' mockup

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

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"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director" mockup

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"

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'I blame the internet.'

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Satirical Conversation Pillows Collection

Satirical Conversation Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that capture the wit and humor of satirical conversations, making morning routines more entertaining.

Satirical Conversation Prints

Browse our prints featuring satirical dialogue and clever comments—perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp wit and humor.

Satirical Conversation T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase sharp, satirical humor—ideal for anyone who enjoys clever jokes and witty statements.