Satirical Humor Pillows

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

US Postal Service: Neither rain, nor snow, now gloom of night will keep us from closing rural post offices.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Ebola is coming!! Ebola is coming!!'

'Hello, tech support? I can't seem to remove the icons from my desktop.'

'Judge, you say you have awarded my wife £500 a month. That's very generous. Makes me feel I should add a few pounds of my own...'

Man giving a beggar a comb

"Your peppered Pig sir...!"

Moderate and Right-Wing Mitt Romney.

'Do you have any books about men who become alcoholics addicted to internet porn because their wives are always reading?'

Sign reads 'Site Acquired For 1000 New Tescos'.

What Israeli soldiers fear the most...

Trump, triumphant!

'The White House is infringing upon our religious freedom...!'

Japan and China island dispute.

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

"If atheists don't repent, you'll burn in hell!"

'This will be a short meeting. Ed can't hold his gut in longer than 20 minutes.'

"I'm not really comfortable recommending a course of treatment until I've had the opportunity to bill you for something first."

Red Card

"I'm having trouble contacting your references. They're all in solitary confinement."

Trade Wars....

The Problem with Government Issued Curriculum

Kwick Loans Street Vendor

Need Help in the United States? Pretend You're in Ukraine

Gary Lineker Twitter Row with the BBC

Trump

Maid addressing domestic about religion

"Ewwww! They're back!" "Actually we were never really gone"

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

Protected by invisible fence.

'I had to shoot him †he lost another loan to Ditech!'