Satirical Humors Pillows

"An this one is for an email attack."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Trump

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

German School

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

The Evolution Of Man

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'