Satirical Humors T-Shirts

"An this one is for an email attack."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Trump

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

German School

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"What are you doing?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The Evolution Of Man