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One way to speed up the reunification of immigrant kids with their families.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

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"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

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"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Advent Calender.

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Make your own bottled water.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Playing With Peace

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Virtual interview.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

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