Satirical Cellmate Pillows

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Dawing your Cellphone

Protoplasm

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Breakfast at Universities

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

Death reads a bedtime story.

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

"OK Boomer."

"It's the co-op board!"

I tried to take eighteen credits.

Ahab's Last Call.

"Actually I prefer contactless!"

Stoplight

Man trimming beard with cello bow.

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

Thk u 4 nt txting.

Uff Da! Oscar and Ingrid were happily married for only a short time...

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

Businessmen park their cars and mount horses at Park And Ride.