Satirical Cellmate T-Shirts

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Dawing your Cellphone

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Protoplasm

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Breakfast at Universities

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

Death reads a bedtime story.

iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'Can I just have the money?'

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

"OK Boomer."

"It's the co-op board!"

I tried to take eighteen credits.

Ahab's Last Call.

"I was caught by the VAT man."

"Actually I prefer contactless!"

Man trimming beard with cello bow.

Stoplight

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

Uff Da! Oscar and Ingrid were happily married for only a short time...

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

Thk u 4 nt txting.

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

Businessmen park their cars and mount horses at Park And Ride.