Cellular Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Hardware and software

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You are still here."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'