Satirical Bank Transactions Gifts

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

Bernie Madoff finally behind bars: Hey boys! Anyone interested in sound financial advice?

Bank Stress Test

Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

Key in PIN No.