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Interstellar Travel Rage

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Moon: Made in China

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"I love their use of space"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'What's the area code up here?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Used space shuttle

Rush Limbaugh

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

Early Space Blunders

Grave with satellite dish.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

Satelite television

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"

Sphinx with a Satellite Dish

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."