Satellite Shouters Mugs

Interstellar Travel Rage

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Moon: Made in China

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"I love their use of space"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'What's the area code up here?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Used space shuttle

Early Space Blunders

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

Grave with satellite dish.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"

Satelite television

Sphinx with a Satellite Dish

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'