Satellite Supporter T-Shirts

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Grave with satellite dish.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

The Cactus Reader

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Queen reigning.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Solar powered defibrillator

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Early Space Blunders

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the road due to liabilities."

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."