Satan's Fan Club Gifts

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'