Satan's Fan Club Mugs

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"It's fondue night!"