Sassy Parrot Parent Gifts

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'You reek of crackers.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Pampered Pets.

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"It's only the wind."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"He'll talk you to death."

"It's David."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I understand they're not as likely to talk if you have two of them together."

to be or not to be

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

Pirate trying on parrots.