Sassy Observer Pillows

"How's that for a pour over, coffee boy..."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Scientist seen on loch.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Die alone"

TV and man

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

Pyramid Garden

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Well done, Goldsmith. You handled yourself like an old pro' in there.'