Sardonic Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sardonic sage who loves clever quotes and sharp humor? Our collection of products captures their witty spirit, whether it’s on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print. Find something that speaks their language of dry wit and insightful sarcasm, making every day a little more fun and a lot more honest.

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

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'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!' mockup

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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"He's So Your Type."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?'

'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?' mockup

'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?'

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Special Place in Hell...

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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

"Take some identification with you in case you die." mockup

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

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'Don't be so velodramatic!'

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Hearse on an emergency

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'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

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"Look Marj, decalf."

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'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

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'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

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"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

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'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

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'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?'

'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?' mockup

'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?'

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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts." mockup

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

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Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend...

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend... mockup

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend...

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"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

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"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?"

"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?" mockup

"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?"

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"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

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I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate. mockup

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

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'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.'

'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.' mockup

'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.'

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'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.' mockup

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

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Woman shooting at husband: "I missed you."

Woman shooting at husband: "I missed you." mockup

Woman shooting at husband: "I missed you."

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'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...' mockup

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

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Our Lady of Perpetual Kvetching

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"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"

"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?" mockup

"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"

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Next hero

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Sardonic Sage Gifts Collection

Sardonic Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the sardonic sage. Find a humorous cup that’s as sharp as their wit.

Sardonic Sage Pillows

Discover pillows that reflect the sardonic sage’s sharp humor and clever style, adding a humorous touch to any room.

Sardonic Sage Prints

Browse our witty prints that celebrate the sarcastic and insightful spirit of the sardonic sage. Perfect for decorating with humor.

Sardonic Sage T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts that perfectly suit the sardonic sage’s sense of humor. Wear your wit proudly.