Sarcastic Shopper Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the humor and attitude of a sarcastic shopper? Our collection offers amusing and clever items designed to entertain and resonate with those who love a good snarky comment amidst their shopping adventures.

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'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.' mockup

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

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Shop called 'Anyone but Bob' - Serving Almost Everyone

Shop called 'Anyone but Bob' - Serving Almost Everyone mockup

Shop called 'Anyone but Bob' - Serving Almost Everyone

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“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.” mockup

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

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No - I do not have a loyalty card.

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Bottled water. Frozen water concentrate.

Bottled water. Frozen water concentrate. mockup

Bottled water. Frozen water concentrate.

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'I'll take this one it matches my mood.'

'I'll take this one it matches my mood.' mockup

'I'll take this one it matches my mood.'

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"I got a 'two for one' on the headstones."

"I got a 'two for one' on the headstones." mockup

"I got a 'two for one' on the headstones."

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Another day at work would be one too many...

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many...

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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Pirates at the mall.

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They get into debt so fast these days...

They get into debt so fast these days... mockup

They get into debt so fast these days...

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What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites? mockup

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it." mockup

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!" mockup

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

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Down on Her.

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'I'm sure they make it up in volume.' mockup

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

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"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS." mockup

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

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Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy. mockup

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

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Cash Rebate

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'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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Seven deadly sins store

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A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale". mockup

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

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'This food's disgusting.' - 'And such small portions.'

'This food's disgusting.' - 'And such small portions.' mockup

'This food's disgusting.' - 'And such small portions.'

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"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses."

"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses." mockup

"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses."

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'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!'

'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!' mockup

'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!'

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"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

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