Sarcastic Remark Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures your sarcastic spirit? Our collection of clever, tongue-in-cheek products is ideal for those who enjoy a good laugh at life's little quirks. From mugs to t-shirts, find something that truly speaks your mind or makes a sarcastic statement for someone special.

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"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off."

"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off." mockup

"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off."

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"You didn't tip the paper boy."

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers. mockup

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...." mockup

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

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The Snarky District

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.' mockup

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married." mockup

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

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Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest. mockup

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

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Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly. mockup

Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly.

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"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls." mockup

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

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"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

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