Sarcastic Player Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sarcastic player in your circle? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that celebrate their love for the game and their sharp wit. Whether it's for a casual gamer or a competitive one, find a gift that matches their sharp sense of humor and passion for play.

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'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!' mockup

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?' mockup

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

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'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.' mockup

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

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"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine." mockup

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful." mockup

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

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'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.'' mockup

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

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"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window." mockup

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

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'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.' mockup

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

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"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit." mockup

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

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"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!" mockup

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

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I clawed my way to the top and all they gave me at the end was a manicure.

I clawed my way to the top and all they gave me at the end was a manicure. mockup

I clawed my way to the top and all they gave me at the end was a manicure.

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"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

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'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.'

'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.' mockup

'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.'

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People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten mockup

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

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"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years." mockup

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

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'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.' mockup

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

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'To Err is human...but to forgive is against company policy!'

'To Err is human...but to forgive is against company policy!' mockup

'To Err is human...but to forgive is against company policy!'

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"Can't you just troll me?"

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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"Congratulations, gentlemen - we have achieved failure."

"Congratulations, gentlemen - we have achieved failure." mockup

"Congratulations, gentlemen - we have achieved failure."

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"How about fashionably never?"

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'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.' mockup

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

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Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Follow England mate, they're always crap! mockup

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

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"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses."

"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses." mockup

"Send them in for their Christmas bonuses."

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"I've only had three pints and I'm totally wasted. . . I'll never drink vodka again!"

"I've only had three pints and I'm totally wasted. . . I'll never drink vodka again!" mockup

"I've only had three pints and I'm totally wasted. . . I'll never drink vodka again!"

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"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

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