Sarcasm Aficionados Pillows

"That's your big marketing plan?"

Information window, Opinion window.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Anger management class

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

People starving in the world but never a shortage of liquor.

Parking? I don't think so.

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

OK, then, I'll meet you at the optimists club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

Smart reply has existential crisis

'Nice job. You just made me a middle child. Years of therapy, here I come.'

The world of Freudian slips...

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Can you tell me the quickest way to the hospital?"

"My compliments to yhe liquidator - that was terrible."

"I'm both an optimist and a pessimist. I see the glass as half full. Of poison."

"Hey, Ethel. The pizza I ordered for my 21st birthday has finally arrived!"

I Really Don't Care Do U?

"Certainly, I'm happy to let you speak to my supervisor...Just give me a minute to let her know what a douche-bag you are."

"I thought by now that somebody would've invented a way to order loot from home and have it delivered."

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

The complaint

"I have an upset stomach."

Evil Pusskins#6

"Collecting? The money is in the bushes where you throw my paper everyday."

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Yeah, I was addicted to that stuff for years!"

'You are devious and deceitful.' - 'Thanks very much.'

Anorexic Pizza - We never deliver.

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Door with 'English' next to door with 'Talking Smack'.

'What a...sniff...wonderful compliment! This is really...sniff...touching...'