Sarcasm Aficionados Gifts

"That's your big marketing plan?"

Information window, Opinion window.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Anger management class

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

People starving in the world but never a shortage of liquor.

Parking? I don't think so.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

The world of Freudian slips...

'Nice job. You just made me a middle child. Years of therapy, here I come.'

Smart reply has existential crisis

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

'What a...sniff...wonderful compliment! This is really...sniff...touching...'

Door with 'English' next to door with 'Talking Smack'.

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Anorexic Pizza - We never deliver.

'You are devious and deceitful.' - 'Thanks very much.'

"Yeah, I was addicted to that stuff for years!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'I hate Mondays!'

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

"Collecting? The money is in the bushes where you throw my paper everyday."

Evil Pusskins#6

"I have an upset stomach."

The complaint

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

"The results confirm what I suspected. You're boring."

'He's an active, passive smoker.'

"My career tanked right about the time I changed my name to super-spreader."

Santa: 8 Items or less

"A hundred quid for forty-five minutes? I must be mad!!"

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon. . .?"

What ever