Santa's Nemesis Pillows

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

The other days of the year...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Darn technology."

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'