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Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Snowball Fight With Santa

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Darn technology."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.