Sanitation Stickler Gifts

Wash hands after touching door knob.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Noise Pollution

Hand sanitizer

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

D.I.Y ladder

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Water.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Baby boom expected due to corona

Hand Sanitiser

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"