Hygiene Stickler Gifts

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Where's my glove?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"...He hums a bit"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'I liked the bit about fiscal integrity and transparency - what I didn't like was his personal hygiene.'

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Access Assessments

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'