Hygiene Stickler Gifts

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Where's my glove?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"...He hums a bit"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'I liked the bit about fiscal integrity and transparency - what I didn't like was his personal hygiene.'

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."