Safety Stickler Gifts

'Let me just check the code book.'

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'

D.I.Y ladder

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

A smartly dressed man falls down a manhole.

Access Assessments

"Who would have thought we should have included a chapter in the H&S handbook telling staff how to sharpen a pencil without skewering their heads."

Captain Pointy No.14 - Falling out a loop the loop

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"I KNEW we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

'Everyone buckled up?'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

Driver Showdown

'That lifeguard's a real no-it-all!'

'You're a decent chap, Holdsworth.'

"At least Trading Standards can't complain..."

"Beware! This firework is extremely dangerous...It should only be handled by an expert like me!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Sanitary standards in pandemic

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

Watch for cyclists

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

'I stopped you Ma'am, because you were putting your makeup on while driving on the freeway!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Man with health and safety clipboard follows the Olympic Torch relay.

Health and safety officer concerned about prince climbing up Rapunzel's hair.

'Inspectors, Robinson, do not express opinions.'

Toppling crane

"Whose turn is it to lick the spoon?"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Would you please pick up the wrapping paper? We set great store by cleanliness."