Health And Safety Stickler Gifts

"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

TSA Noah

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is your lucky day!'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Halloween health & safety.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Access Assessments

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Snowman wearing a mask

Safety last.

D.I.Y ladder

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"