Sanitation Stickler Prints

Wash hands after touching door knob.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Noise Pollution

Hand sanitizer

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

D.I.Y ladder

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser

Baby boom expected due to corona

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."