
Turn off that **** mobile phone!
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Turn off that **** mobile phone!
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic
"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
'Where's my glove?'
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
'Don't get up!'
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'
'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
'D'you have any salt?'
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